Somewhere, a fallen shadow sounded

Women are more dangerous
Than was originally thought
The study was conducted by married men
Old bearded scholars
From a university
On the western hemisphere
Further research continued
A group of walruses
Served as a clear example
For the theory of grey hair
Therefore
I prefer plum cakes
To my own classroom nemesis
We are trapped again
The present has betrayed us
Against stupid advertisements
We can do nothing
Only believe bad news
The Orinoco basin
When in contact with the public
Releases negative ions
Eat egg omelets
Use drug tests
For spreading false rumors
High penalties are threatened